There’s a pretty simple test for this.
Gender test for track star
I might be wrong, but a quick “junk test” is pretty simple. Unless of course there’s some scrambled chromosome thing going on. Dudes with.. Chicks with…. Well, you get the idea.
For everyone that got to see the Bandit crash video on my youbube site, I hope you liked it. It’s gone now. I guess some dick reported the audio track and YT disabled it. Without sound, it looses something. So I deleted it. That and all the other vids that had tunes for BG effect. WTG YT/Google. Ever think that maybe folks might hear those tunes and actually go out and (God forbid) purchase it? It’s not like it was a clean tune only soundtrack that someone could rip off and get for free (no, it had other sounds that “messed up” the original tune). About half the vids I had that had music for BG were flagged and muted, so I said fuck it, they all gotta go. I hope all those artists loose money over the nazi strongarm BS you guys are so hip on. I hope they become starving artists, and thank their lucky stars they have RIAA, google and youtube looking out for them. Way to go.
So from now on, all my vids will be just as lame and boring as all the other ones on YT. Woot. Another step towards pulling the plug on that page alltogether.
Be sure to read the end.
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I wasn’t going to piss around with the whole Kim Jong Il BS, but North Korea really needs some google action before they start up with the propaganda verbal spewage. I mean, you have to throw out some believable rhetoric if you want folks to take you seriously and not nuke you from orbit (just to be sure).
What caught my eye last week was the whole “blah, blah, we nukayu, blah” then “retaliate 100 fold or 1000 fold”. That last part kind of crossed some wires in my noggin. Anyway, I did a google search on “100 fold meaning” and found this page in nothing flat:
http://ezinearticles.com/?Is-There-a-Difference-in-100-Times-and-100-Fold?&id=1684629
I know things get lost in translation, but the difference between 100 fold and 1000 fold is not a factor of 10. from reading that link, I don’t think they have developped a number with enough zeros to calculate what 1000 fold is, let alone North Disneyland having enough warm bodies or hot nukes to come on that kind of retard strong.
And now they’re talking about lobbing an ICBM toward Hawaii here in a month or so. I’m not about sucker punching anyone, but in this situation, well… I think we should lift off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
I just have to call BULLSHIT on this!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525992,00.html
Ok, so I like guns. Small ones, big ones, fast ones, and stupid fast ones. What caught my eye was the title of this story. 30,000 miles per fucking hour! and all it did was leave a three inch wound on this little snots hand. Right. Sure. Ok…. Let’s do some comparisons.
Let’s just drop all the talk about kinetic energy (which happens to be Ke=1/2MV^2) and focus on the velocities. IIRC, I used to load my 30-06 for 2700fps. Converting that, you get a velocity of 1841 miles per hour. An ‘06 is slightly faster and more dangerous than a 7.62mm (.308 Win) round. Puts a big hole in just about any human I;ve ever heard of outside of a comic book. And not even 2000mph. The fastest factory round I know of, and one I personally reload, is the .220 Swift. This puppy comes out of the pipe at just under 4000 feet per second. That’s right, almost a mile per second. Run the numbers and you get 2727 miles per hour. Busting one of these on a groundhog at 500 yards is almost instantaneous. PowWhump. Just about that quick, but still WAY slower than 30,000 miles per fucking hour. BTW, 30K mph is Mach 39.4.
I’d bet that if we did take into account the kinetic energy of this meteorite, travelling at nearly 40 times the speed of sound, it would not have just bounced off this little liars hand. It would have taken his hand (and arm, maybe part of his shoulder) off and left a much bigger crater than it did.
And speaking of the crater, lets assume the media is full of shit (or at the very least grossly inaccurate) and lets throw out the whole velocity issue altogether. None of my rifles leaves that big of a hole in the ground, but at the same time all of them would put a serious ass whoopin on this kid. BooBoo on hand < crater on ground? Maybe this little pudknocker is a comic book mutant, or he lives in Smallville, neither of which holds water.
BS I say. Off with his head! Might have to use the “laser” though.
I’m going up to the AT&T wireless store tomorrow and get their definition of “Free Trial”, cause it sure isn’t what Webster defines it as.
So I moved to the country, like way the hell out here, and the jesus phone just wouldn’t get signal. So, a month or two ago I went and upgraded to the Motorola Tundra. Ruggedized, weather proof/resistant, external antenna, gps flip phone. Sweet. The only catch is that the gps feature is a $9.99/month “feature”, but it had a (wait for it)…”free trial” period. Thinking that this may come in handy, I activated it. It was ok, but not nearly as useful or user friendly as either my Garmin Nuvi 765 (for driving) or my Magellan Titan (for off-road), so I dutifully logged into my account and removed this “feature” prior to the end of the “free trial” period.
This evening I got the latest bill, and guess what, there was a $9.99 “other charges” line item which clearly said AT&T Navigator (the gps “feature”). You gotta be shitting me, I thought. So I fired up the AT&T cell card to go check my account online. Talk about a truly craptastic connection, after about an hour of waiting for the pages to load I finally got to the page that listed all my “features”, and the AT&T Navigator was (wait for it)….DESELECTED!
So, 1) I removed this feature prior to the end of the trial expiration, and 2) my online account page showed that it was not currently activated. Why then am I being charged $9.99? Will it happen again next month? The answer to these questions is: none and most definately.
I really didn’t want to go off on another telecom, but this is fucking rediculous. Verizon is worse. (RULE 1 ALERT). Those fuckers are still charging us for two accounts that I have been requesting to be terminated for months. And they have already removed the CPE from our locations, so there’s no way in hell we could even use their over priced slow assed service if we wanted to. I will more than likely be contacting the FCC in regards to that.
Once I get this gps bullshit squared away with AT&T I’ll also be removing the $19.95 unlimited data “feature”, and the $5 200 text messaging as well.
I did however fuck them out of a ringtone. Back before I got the iPhone, I had (and still have) a motorola Razr v3 for which I purchased “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” as my ringtone. When I went to redownload it to the Tundra, AT&T wanted me to rebuy it. Know what? The Tundra records voice notes which can be used as ringtones. Fuck you AT&T. I bought it once, and that’s it. I can only use one phone at a time, and it didn’t say that the original download was for that specific phone.
And as for the improved reception of the Tundra, it’s only slightly better than the original iPhone. I pretty much have to go out on my porch to get a stable connection. And 3g, forget about it. AT&T is sitting on their thumbs getting more (and faster) bars even in the city, let alone out here in the boonies. That applies to the phones as well as the cell card I’m using to write this post.
In closing:
AT&T, you can
SUCK
MY
BIG
HAIRY
BALLS.
with a porn star accessory. Twitter
http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/08599190260400
Is anyone even slightly concerned about their privacy? Personally, I’m about a gnats ass from taking this blog offline. As I get older, I’m finding that I don’t want every Tom and hairy dickhead with an internet connection having access to what I’m doing, feeling and thinking, or as the mantra goes, eating for breakfast.
Call me old school, but you just can’t say shit in 140 characters that has any meaning. Fatrz in the wind.