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Do the MATH

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.
Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash “under the table”.
Ready? Now pay attention…
Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.
Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.
Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year.. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.
Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631 .00.
Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.
Jose Illegal receives a $280.00 per family member/ month federal CASHAID for four family members . Jose Illegal has $ 43,200.00.
Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00.
Jose Illegal says, “We don’t need no stinkin’ insurance!” and still has $ 43,200.00.
Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.
Jose Illegal has to make his $44,640. stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month..”actually Jose illegal doesn’t pay for most utilities in many states as he gets county assistance to pay the bills and his late fees”
Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work. “and pays a higher tax rate if he earns above a certain amount”
Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.
Joe Legal’s and Jose Illegal’s children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children’s lunches while Jose Illegal’s children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal’s children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal’s children go home.
Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.
Do you get it, now?

Not Gonna Rest??

Monday, July 12th, 2010


Monday, May 24th, 2010

Lol, WoWtard…

Got addicted?  Gotta go cold turkey?  Freak out.

Any Questions..

Monday, May 24th, 2010

Nasty little details, the things you don’t see on TV.


Friday, May 21st, 2010

Usted puede besar mi asno.

Now sir, you can return to your shithole and work on your own problems.

WoW, it’s like Crack

Monday, January 4th, 2010

LoL, I knew it.  Damn gold farmers.

Read about it HERE

Why We Fight

Monday, December 28th, 2009

This is why we must soldier on.  This could be your home town.  Those could be your friends and family.  This is what we fight.  This is why.

So Full of Win

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

I know some folks will think I’m being a dick, but this story just got to me.

Sweden’s “Burning Goat”

Go on, give it a read.

Back?  Ok.  The first thing the city officials should do is check to see who gos to, or went to, the Burning Man event here in the states.  I mean come on, it’s a large effigy that is constructed from highly flammable materials, what other possible fate could this thing have.

Well, there was that one time where the legs got cut off, so I guess a hovering legless goat is one fate.  Maybe call it a goat float.

But where the WIN is, is in this sttement:

This year the city Web site offers users a chance to follow the goat’s fate via a Webcam, Twitter page and a blog — in both Swedish and English.

Really?  Twitter?  I can just see it now comming over the feed:

Latest from @SweedishBurningGoat

OMFG!!! Jag er PÅ ELD YALL. KALLA Elden Avdelning! skynda på

And it’ll all be on live webcam feed too.

And then there’s this:

In 2005, the goat was burned down by two arsonists dressed up as Santa Claus and the Gingerbread Man. They were never caught.

I bet ole St. Nick was mumbling something about pegan symbols and burning witches.


Sunday, December 20th, 2009

I’ve seen a fair share of disaster flicks in my time, but this one is so full a fail I don’t even know where to begin.  I’m still kind of numb from the experience.  My disbelief has been suspended so far, I’m going to have to file a missing persons report on it tomorrow.  Gee whiz.  WTF was that?

To start off, the first third, no half, is like a trip through the head of a 13 year old with a terminal case of ADD.  I started mumbling things like “yup, they’re gonna die”, and “when are they gonna just die already” at fairly random (yet oddly regular) intervals.

Most disaster movies have something epicly bad happen to a set of characters.  Then they battle adversity and finally triumph at the end.  Not 2012.  It just keeps ramping up, and ramping up, until your head assplodes.  Did the old monk really have to die, yet nearly the whole african continent got off pretty much scott free?  Really?  And Gordon?  Sure, he was kind of douche, but he made good near the end, and a had a Russian hottie in tow.  But they both had to die?  Right at the end?  Yet some Chinese construction worker made it, and he was only in the film for about 20 minutes?  Granted, that dude looked kind of like Jackie Chan, or was that Jet Li, nope, it was Bruce Lee, yeah, that dude, but still…

Then there was the arks.  Bigassed battlestar looking things (but without the pontoons).  I couldn’t help but shake my head when the (supposedly hyperintelligent) bridge crew said the hydraulics were jammed keeping the goatse door open and preventing the engines from engaging.  Yet there were no hydraulics, only large non-osha approved grind your ass to figgy pudding GEARS.  And hydraulics don’t tend to jam, but gears do, but we don’t want to sound too steampunk so we’ll say hydraulics anyway.  And these guys are going to save humanity.  We’re fucked.  If there had been real hydraulics operating the doors, they wouldn’t have jammed, and thus extend this steaming pile of cellulose another 30 minutes.  And they rammed Mt. Everest any-freakin-way.

So, if you get off watching the world (and pretty much everyone on it) die for 160 minutes, by all means dig in.

More carbon

Friday, December 11th, 2009

And while we’re on the subject of carbon, I wonder what the carbon footprint on broods like this are:

Duggar “family”

Besides personal air breathing (turning O2 into CO2), transportation, heating and entertaining, cooking, and God knows what else, what would be this gaggle’s annual carbon production?  Also take into account all the carbon produced in the production of consumables (food).  Puppy mills like this make me sick.  And to top it off, they’re “reality show stars”.  Keep squeezing ’em out baby!  Millions of potatos need moar reality TV.