Archive for the ‘Shout Outs’ Category

Open Letter to Mexico

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Dear President Calderon (& Mexican Senate),

I’m planning to move my family and extended family (in 18-20 months) into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. Please know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not
3. All Mexican government forms need to also be printed in English, and banking ins—-utions.
4. I want my children to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bilingual) teachers.
5. Schools need to include American culture and history, and celebrate American holidays.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don’t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers do not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say a critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. And when I retire, I want social security benefits to which I never contributed a dime.

Thank you, I am sure this can be accomplished easily as America has been doing this for many years!
U.S. citizen and taxpayer


Pick of the Day

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

This is undoubtably THE best thing I’ve seen in a while.  Take 9 minutes and listen to truth.

And yes, I now subscribe to his channel.

Finally, justice gets some common sense

Friday, August 14th, 2009

I’m glad the shop owner isn’t being charged.  As for the two that are in the hospital, see, stupidity is painful.

Also, I bet there was Meth involved.

Where U bin Dog?

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009



That’s much better…

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

Took a drive down south today, and it’s getting much better.


Turning Heads

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

C’mon E, another 914 post, you’re obsessed.

Nah, hit the jump.


The chair is against the wall.

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

WoooHooo!!!!! I’d like to give a big shout out to the man of the day, NoFuelHeli!!! There’s no way I could have timed the 914 by myself, and I appreciate you making time to help me out. I really kind of want to know how the micro shockies turned out.

What a F’d up week.

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Undoubtedly this was the worst week of my entire life. I appreciate all the support

Till we meet again….

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

I know you guys will be waiting.

Do not call….

Monday, September 15th, 2008

I just witnessed something that noone should ever witness. I’m quite numb at the moment, but I know I’ll soldier on. I’d appreciate it if everyone just left me alone for a while so I can work through this.