Archive for the ‘Fucktardery’ Category

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Thursday, January 8th, 2009

My 360’s Offline….

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

And it’s gonna stay that way. No more Live Gold account, and no more system updates. Yes, I’m a tad bitter about the whole non-optional system updates that M$ pushes out to the 360’s, cause I had two get bricked from updates. The latest one is slated to get pushed tomorrow, but not to mine. Here’s a taste of arrogance from M$:

Q Is the Update optional? Can I keep my old interface if I want to?
A Why would you want to? The New Xbox Experience is the same experience you had before and so much more! As a matter fact, the blades that people have come to know and love are integrated directly in to the guide button so that every aspect of the Xbox experience is always only one button click away. The new Xbox experience is built with community as its foundation and requires everyone to upgrade.

I love that first sentence. Why would I want to? Uh, cause I don’t trust M$, maybe. Kind of reminds me of a DRE, the doc don’t stop at the first digit. “Here, you thought sliced bread was tha bomb, try this… And yes, I am gonna hold this gun to your head while you do.”

Over at Kotaku, they’re just like little kids over this update. Sukkas.

BOOM! – Head Shot

Thursday, August 21st, 2008


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YT – Church Rave

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

I don’t think the Lord smiles kindly on Extacy abuse.

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The chick in blue is kind of hot.

Leave Steve Jobs Alone

Monday, August 4th, 2008

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Please, please don’t let this be what PC users think all Mac users are like. Sweet raptor jesus, let this be some twisted farce, a parody if you will.

Spam King Dead – FUCK YEAH!

Friday, July 25th, 2008

Here’s a couple of links to the story:

HERE

and HERE

I’m sure there’s more on the interwebs. All I can say is good riddance to a fucktard and the wench that helped him. yeah, his wife helped bust him out of Club Fed, then he killed her. I do however feel sad for the baby girl and the teen that were killed and hurt (respectively) in those final moments, they didn’t have shit to do with it. And the baby boy that was unhurt, I hope life treats him better than he’s gotten so far.

RIH Fucktard

Edward Davidson

Spam King

Mythbusters = Epic Fail

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Ok, I used to like Mythbusters, but not after I saw an episode this evening.

I like RC stuff. Doesn’t really matter what it is, and I especially like high end hardware. Well, Tori, Grant and the chick were working on some myth about a postage stamp on a rotor blade making a heli crash. First off, that’s complete bullshit. Anyway, on their scale test they got some 50 or 60 size heli with a 5 blade aluminum head. It looked brand new. They bolted it down to a table to test blade deflection with a scale stamp. Logic flaw #1: adding weight to a blade will affect lateral balance (every heli pilot knows that), and not up and down deflection (that’s relavent to blade pitch, or tracking). But I digress.

The test showed that there was no affect on tracking (duh). So what do they do to this nice piece of equipment? They bolt on some stupid amount of weight and test till failure. WTF? Did they do it to feed the idiot masses that like destruction and senseless carnage? Or are they so callous and rolling in sponsor cash that they don’t give a shit? Fucktards, the whole lot of them.

It just pisses me off to see something nice get destroyed like that. Senseless and stupid.

At least I racked up some achievements on the XboX after I turned off this waste of time show.

Earl

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

This is the first post, and probably the last, that does talk about work, yet does not break rule number 1.

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Yo Dog, Nice Rimz

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

Dude, you do know he plead guilty, right? Oh, and he was convicted. Here’s the wiki on Michael Vick. I’m sure he still loves fan support though. BTW, it was a white guy driving.

Funny thing about the wiki page is this:

Kind of a fitting shot though.  Sure he was good.  But what he was best at was showing his ass.

Look at my head!!

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007