‘Cause your ass won’t be going anywhere soon.
I’ll start off trying to average things out, and get in the black before I start seeing red. Mom got a puppy. Her name is MacKinsee Meadow, she’s a Dark Golden Retriever, an absolute cutie and a little scrapper. I’ll try to post a pic here in a bit. Oh, and at 10 weeks and 16 lbs, she’s part billy goat. Yes, she can climb over a full fledged baby gate. I can tell she’s gonna be a handful. Bull headed, with a strong will, I gotz da scars to prove it.
Well shit. I had something else positive to talk about, but then my diet coke blew up and I had to deal with that. Fucking soda.
Oh, I remember now. Hit the jump to read on.