Now some would say that just getting up in the morning is dangerous enough, but mix in some money, a penchant for speed and a dab of penile deficiency, and you end up with one combination or other of fast women, fast cars, or some other fast toy. Most of these are inherently dangerous in one form or another.
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It’s funny how a little sleep-dep can affect one’s perception of things. I was just watching an aspirin commercial when I noticed that the talking heads’ unterlip goatee was off center. What’s up with that? Can I really take a product seriously when their spokesman looks like that? Thank you, but I’ll stick with Goodies…..
So, I had a pretty shitty go of it trying to sleep last night. I don’t know if it was the sloppy joes, or the pickled cucumbers that did it, but around 1:30am last night, I felt like the first poor fucker that bit it in Alien (the original movie). Yeah, the guy that was eating the spagetti and the alien busted out of his gut. Shit, it was kind of painful, and I actually pondered getting dressed and going to the local 24 hour pharmacy for a jug of Mylanta or something (since Rolaids was doing more for flavor than relief). At any rate, I surfed around a bit, checked YT, email, myconfinedspace and yahoo personals, until I had a couple big ole farts. For some reason that helped, but for the life of me I don’t know why. (note to self; google fart = heartburn relief) So, at about 3:30 I went back to bed. This is where it gets kind of strange.
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I guess I might feel better if my TiVo had up and taken a dump. But that just isn’t the case. Not only is it working fine, and the cable is still on, but there is simply jack shit on TV. I think it recorded 1 episode of Star Trek, and 1 episode of Sopranos this week.
I don’t feel continuously protected now.
I found these messages on the backup server this morning. I really don’t link Symantec products.
Little girl, that evil thing is gonna bite the shit out of you.
So, you can stop time? The rest I can’t quite wrap my noodle around.
i love quit times being with friends. i like to seat by the water at night and camping out travel, cooking, reading, and crafts
I checked out the profile, and I was somehow shocked that English was the only listed language in it. May, you obiously have a computer, here’s a free internet/IT tip: USE A FUCKING SPELL CHECKER. Then I noticed that I had a flirt alert. Something like “I liked your profile, tell me more.” I just deleted it.
-UPDATE-
Ok, I took a deep breath and reread the quote above, and it does pass a spell-check. It just doesn’t make much sense.
Oh happy day! Finally a true dyed in the wool fucktard I can mess with. Quoted below are the video responses to a really stupid video I ran up on on YT
And anyone telling me different is a fucking liar. ”Where’s this coming from?” you ask. Inside joke, and I don’t think you really want to know. Fucking karma.
So, I have this really fucked up neighbor. I mean, this guy isn’t just over the top, he’s so far out there that he’s not even on the scope.