Is it VooDoo, or what?

So, I have this really fucked up neighbor. I mean, this guy isn’t just over the top, he’s so far out there that he’s not even on the scope.

Take for instance one incident in particular that pretty much waved a big assed red flag alerting me to his complete and utter craziness. I was working at a retail (and service) location and this guy comes to pick up his stuff. I saw him before he got to the door, but what caught my attention was the pistol tucked in his belt. Sure, it’s perfectly legal to carry a weapon with the proper permit and it wasn’t concealed. But for fuck’s sake, why would he need a gun if he wasn’t 1) law enforcement, 2) a monetary courier or 3) a damned body guard? Mind you, I’m all about some guns, but this kind of freaked me out. Middle of the city, no rabid charging ground hogs, crack dealers or paper targets in sight, and this wackjob comes strolling in all ass up on his shoulders. Now at the time, we had some fairly irate customers come in from time to time, and I didn’t know where the hell this guy was coming from, so…. I’m sure the other customers were just as freaked as I was, but somehow it all worked out without incident.

Now, let’s fast forward a year or so……. I stopped by my folks house after work one day, and my dad related the following incident to me. He was out front talking to another neighbor when they noticed another pair of neighbors (up the street a couple houses) giggling and pointing up at this guy’s house. They were kind of perplexed about this whole faux drunktardery until they happened to look up at the second story window where this guy was standing stark naked in full view of God, country and anyone passing by. What’s even more disturbing is that across the street (90 degrees) is an elementary school.

So, what’s this voodoo shit I was mentioning way back in this post? Well, a couple evenings ago when I was having dinner with the folks, my mom asked me if I had ever noticed this chicken in the big picture window at this guys house. I said “how could I miss it? The big white with black spots ceramic rooster that’s just ugly as shit standing right fucking there in the window?” She said “yeah… You ever notice that it moves?” To which I simply said “No”. Well, apparently it does. Sometimes it faces one way, other times it faces the opposite way, or strait out. But what’s really creepy, and kind of concerns me (given the other incidents outlined above), is when it hangs upside down from the top of the window. That’s right, let me type that again, “is when it hangs upside down from the top of the window”. Sure as shit, when I was rolling home I made sure to notice, and there it was, like some porcelain poultry version of the hanging man tarot card, hanging upside down from the top of the window. As a matter of fact, it still is, days later.I tried some google searching on what it could possibly mean, but came up with a hole lot of nonsense (when applied to context). The only thing I know is that it’s not normal behavior, and it’s probably related to either drugs, some fucked up form of sexual deviation, or poltergeists. I really wanted to take a picture of it, but given the apparent mental instability of this fucktard, I decided that it would probably be safer if I didn’t.

I hate my neighbors.

2 Responses to “Is it VooDoo, or what?”

  1. Maydog75 says:

    big black and white cocks… gives a new meaning to the ol saying “how’s it hangin?”

  2. E-Dog says:

    Currently upside down, still.

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